Monday, January 31, 2011

Facebook, you gotta love it.

Every once in awhile a Facebook "friend" will post a new pic, gotta love....

Girls Night Out:

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

OK This is just strange.


Someone sent me this in an email and I have checked around. Apparently LULU.COM is a site where you can self publish your own cookbooks. The fact that someone has actually published a book that focuses on using SEMEN as an ingredient in the recipes is well....hard to believe.

The author Paul Photenhauer says "My name is Paul Photenhauer. My friends call me "Fotie" and you can too.I enjoy food and cooking it - especially when I add a little semen to the dishes I create.No, I'm not joking and no, I'm not some sort of whacky freak. I'm just passionate about everything I do, including cooking with cum.
Thanks for stopping by. I hope you enjoy the book and the blog. I would love to hear what you have to say, so be sure to leave a comment or two!"

- Fotie

There are some interesting comments, all I have to say is I am not gonna eat at any restaurant he opens up !

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Funny Email and a Link for the Tank

Welfare Check

A Man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ''Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent..
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage,
will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a
year"..

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me"!
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . .. You started it".


This is not an ad but a link to some funny ass T-Shirts, I mean I gotta give you links here at Link-Tank

HERE is a link to Better Than Pants, as they say "With shirts this awesome, who needs pants?"

Friday, January 29, 2010

Translation Dictionary for the Sexes


Translation Dictionary of Women’s English.

* Yes……………………………….No
* No………………………………..Yes
* Maybe……………………………No
* We need………………………….I want
* I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
* We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
* Sure, go ahead……………………You better not
* Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later
* I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?

Translation Dictionary of men’s English.

* I am hungry………………………I am hungry
* I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy
* I am tired…………………………I am tired
* Nice dress…………………………Nice cleavage!
* I love you…………………………Let’s have sex now
* I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?………………I’d like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?…………..I’d like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?……I’d like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?……..I’d like to have sex with you.
* I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay

Here's the LINK

Thursday, April 16, 2009

L.E.A.P. of faith

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Pedophile Beards

Just so you know, Pedophiles once proven guilty should be killed, slowly !!

This video on the other hand is FUNNY, the only people that wouldn't laugh at it are probably pedophiles...